Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

by dyejmdac January 21, 2019

Walking Baby

Another term for a toddler, commonly used by women averse to children and who can't remember the word toddler.

Watch out for that walking baby. It's throwing shit all over the store!

by AnusCrepe July 27, 2019

homie walk

a short walk with one or more of your homies to talk/rant about your life, mood, girls, and sex lives. or when you’re sad.

yo homie, i’m bored and i got stuff to talk about. let’s go on a homie walk.

by heartbroken homie May 14, 2019

Crab walking

Used to describe the act of someone who never initiates or avoids social activities for the sake of being lazy.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.

Friend 1: hey this party is going off, are you nearly here?
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house

by Chris Cheezus April 8, 2019

Busted walked in

nutting while walking in a room

Yo I busted walked in the bathroom. It went inside the toilet luckily

by Adolfjoesphstalinhitler September 19, 2019

Feelings Walk

You taking a walk but it’s not like no ordinary walk. It’s in the middle of the night head down talking your mind to no one while blasting depressing music in your earbuds. The point of this is to let out what’s been on your shoulders lately and relax yourself so you don’t loose your sanity.

“Finna go on a feelings walk. Sh*ts been hurtin me lately”
“Boutta talk bout how I feel bout this girl by takin a feelings walk”

by InTheFeels August 24, 2019

The Kelly Walk

When you walk with your legs stretched out and taking huge steps. Used by the one and only Kelly. You also have to scream RAAAAAWWWWR while doing the Kelly Walk

Jim: Hey did you see Jose doing the Kelly Walk on the theater stage?
Bob: Omg, yea hes such a retard
Jim: Hes just special Bob just like you
Bob: RAAAAAWWWWRRRR

by DrexelTheDragon October 28, 2017