can of whoop-ass

When someone about to jump you.

Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

by xk1ngg4m3rx September 28, 2014

can of whoopass

basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard

Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though

by LargeWillyHaver59 January 18, 2018

Can of Whoopass

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

by Literally Just A Toaster September 2, 2019

a can of whoopass

A phrase the wrestler Stone Cold would say

Stone cold is gonna open a can of whoopass on you!

by UnosMemingos July 19, 2022

Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt

She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer

by Nyrac July 22, 2023

Son of Whoopty and Bleucheeze

An Egyptian coctik jew that is the younger brother of two piece and disciple of Justin Bieber. He is a "competent" driver that doesn't leave the house without his trusty Kentucky fried cooch and chevy earbuds and believes in the church of goose. He enjoys kidnapping freshmen(he a senior) and forcing them to feed him grapes in his pyramid while listening to Bankroll Hayden and anime otaku music.

Son of whoopty and Bleucheeze: asks whoopty and Bleucheeze to drive on highway, ellos gritan "rebota ese culo"

by Dr. Crevasse crustation March 26, 2024