who shit my pants

You bruh.

“Who shit my pants”, said Timmy
“It was me all along, I shit your pants Timmy”.

by Rufflesright July 7, 2023

Man who eat orange

Referred to the men who pleasure women by giving them oral sex.

Jane: I like real men
Lize: Real men???
Jane: Man who eat orange. It's easy to pleasure a man but only real men are able to satisfy women, that's why Boys who always think about only their own pleasure are not men enough & Girls also feel superior by giving bj are not women enough. Men can hump a pole.
Lize: damn... Now I need a real man. I tired of losers.

by Keshali November 23, 2020

who loves jeremy more

His girlfriend loves him more then he loves her

Who loves jeremy more? Jessica Marie Barnes loves Jeremy Anthony Barnes Battle the most.

by I state straight facts February 9, 2021

those who share the memory

Someone who remembers drinking Osmanthus wine with Zhongli. As Zhongli is over 6000 years old, the only one currently alive who shares the memory is Venti. But Zhongli refuses to accept that, because Venti is a drunkard (despite the fact that Zhongli keeps talking about Osmanthus wine)

Zhongli: Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember. But where are those who share the memory?
Venti: I'm right here!
Zhongli: Not you.

by zhonglis left ass November 30, 2022

Girls who eat carrots

A female who consumes carrots.

Do you know any girls who eat carrots?

Most girls do.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

the man who fucked the monkey

The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.

So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?

Tax cuts for the rich.

You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids

by DocFlox March 22, 2010

who wears the chastity belt

Refers to a person in a relationship who doesn't "put out." Typically it is a woman who does not want to have sex even in a committed relationship, but it can also refer to a guy not pleasing his woman or not committed to the relationship.

Dude: Man, my girl totally refuses to have sex with me.
Dude's Friend: Well we know who wears the chastity belt in the relationship!

by XonyMudd July 24, 2010