johnny apple weed 

The device that is created when you take an apple, cut a bowl in it, and a hole to pull, and then proceed to smoke marijuana through.

"Hey make a Johnny Apple Weed cause I got some bud!"

johnny apple weed by ill spills October 13, 2007

wee-weed 

A mildly derisive euphemism related to "pissed off" but with a suggestion of childhood nervous incontenence or bedwetting. Suggests a loss of control from fear or anxiety as much as anger. "Don't get wee-weed up over it" is similar to "don't wet your pants." Origin is the childhood term wee-wee, to urinate.

''There's something about August going into September where everybody in Washington gets all wee-weed up,'' Obama told an audience at the Democratic National Committee headquarters. ''I don't know what it is. But that's what happens.'' -- NY Times, August 21, 2009

wee-weed by RSD August 21, 2009

wee-weed up

A nonsensical phrase used by a politician that is imploding over the failure of his/her policies. The phrase replaces nonsensical phrases uttered by his/her predecessor that showed his/her ignorance.

At an online forum on healthcare held Thursday at the Democratic National Committee (DNC), Obama drew on his own political experience to predict better fortunes next month.

“There’s something about August going into September where everyone in Washington gets all wee-weed up,” the president said.

wee-weed up by Free Rider Problem August 20, 2009

nigga weed 

A more slang version of nigger weed, it describes the poor quality of the marijuana that is being used or inhaled, and can be used as an outburst of anger.

"What the hell this aint weed this is nigga weed!"

Man i wasted money of this nigga weed when i could have gotten real weed.

nigga weed by Joe Blacks July 3, 2008

houdini weed 

Weed that looks awful but is in reality the stickiest of ickies

GUY:dude this weed is shit
Dealer: DAWG its dat houdidni man HOOTY HOO BABY YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Guy: well i guess its ok then

houdini weed by MR bootleg September 11, 2005

weed 

One of tha gratest things to ever happen to this earth. if u havent tried it try it it makes u happy. And dont beleave those white kids on tv... that "dont u wanna be cool" shit then they die some how thats bull crap weed is good

Me: yo want to go smoke some weed after school?
(white friend)Bob:no i heard it was bad
Me:Dont u wanna be cool
Bob: ok!!!!!!
(after school) Me: this is some good shit
Bob: (droling) hahahahahahahahahahahaha u got a afro hahahahah

weed by Afro Ninja April 14, 2006

weed 

shit that will make you think 2pac is in the studio wit bin ladin recording a single called fuck bush

this weed got me so high i can touch the sky

weed by vahuztla July 9, 2006