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Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”
by Lizzielou December 8, 2023
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Watch that Bitch Breathe

This phrase is used when one finds themselves in a situation of intense irritation by another party. The feeling is so intense that even the mere breathing of the aforementioned third party is considered infuriating.
Tom says, "I can't believe that she got employed."
Mike replies, "I know, right. Can't believe it either. It's like the company wants to employ idiotic people. I CAN'T STAND HER!"
Tom replies back, " Watch that bitch breathe ... "
by Red Hot Psaila Pepper December 11, 2023
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I don’t watch movies

I don’t watch movies

A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
by monotomgreen December 17, 2023
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Watching the squids fly

A glitch in Minecraft, which is used as a method of keeping yourself entertained while you wait for your friends to get back online so you can prank them.
"Well, until my friend gets back, I suppose I'm just sitting here watching the squids fly."
by Fruitcakebro August 21, 2023
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the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money
"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"
by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023
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Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)
I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!
by 4uffin July 4, 2023
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Garment Watch

An activity practiced by Mormons and non-Mormons, where individuals engage in the pursuit of spotting Mormon garment outlines in public settings. The objective of Garment Watch is to discreetly identify the unique undergarments worn by Mormons.

Participants of Garment Watch exhibit keen observational skills, often scanning crowds in search of subtle hints such as fabric drapes, shirt tucks, or bulges that might indicate the presence of garments.
Whenever I’m in public I play Garment Watch
by Jerry Red July 5, 2023
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