TIP WANKER

Masterbating with the tip of your penis

Person1: haha you cum bucket
Person2:At least I'm not a tip wanker like you

by Vanilladindong May 30, 2016

jammy wanker

The true definition of a wanker that thinks he is really cool. He does not have a job and pretends to build houses.

Russell Gunther is a true jammy wanker

by russell gunther November 25, 2014

Wanker Tanker

The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor

Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose

by ThroatPunch May 2, 2021

Wanker

A British insult used for somebody acting stupidly selfishly or being a dickhead .

"You big fat Wanker"

"Tom was being such a wanker today"

by Gëørgìãå November 7, 2019

wanker

you

you are a wanker, and you know you are a wanker, you have and forever will be a wanker

by Pyrocynical is a furry July 6, 2019

wankers rage

some moron that thinks bad about other people and doesent know how to act

that kid is wankers rage

by Poshkan February 20, 2024

wanker

British greeting, meaning the same as friend or "mate"

Person 1: Bruv you're such a wanker

Person 2: Meet at the back of tesco innit (for a friendly chat of course!)

by noshush November 14, 2022