Uncle Moe

A man who wants to sleep with you , and Fuck you especially if you are a small child

"You kind of look like an Uncle Moe"

by Moe1ester May 30, 2023

daddy uncle

what a young girl calls a teacher 'friend'

Hope your daddy uncle lets you out.

by dirghrirejbe April 14, 2015

uncle roger

a fictional person who speaks in an exaggerated cantonese accent

uncle roger likes a good cooking weejio

by pseudonym naruto February 18, 2023

Uncle Bakshi

A word used to depict an adult Indian pedo which is popularized by a doumentary about child abuse called Komal

Dude that guy over there looks just like uncle bakshi

by Pedo bear 🐻 March 08, 2016

love uncle

An unrelated male acquaintance of any parent that perpetually finds themselves hanging around situations with children. This person acts as an uncle, getting them exclusive access to adolescent children. Also, the love uncle shows more affection for, and possibly "loves" the child more than would their actual uncle.

Child - "Mom, why is Terry always eating dinner with us?"
Mom- "Rob, Terry is your love uncle."
Child - "Aren't I too young to drink wine coo.....?"
Terry - "*cough*cough* this is delicious!"

by turbodonkey August 13, 2011

Uncle Fester

Someone who can't screw in a light bulb. Uncle Fester only knows how to screw herself.... she just sits and festers!

You think we are gonna answer your e-mail...well you can just go Uncle Fester!!!

by bobapple October 14, 2005

uncle pedro

sex with a man who doesn't have an erection

"Hey man you will never believe what happened last night. I met this smoking blonde at the bar and took her home. But sadly I had too much whiskey and when it came time to get some action I was only able to give her the uncle pedro. She got mad and left."

by cmm85 March 28, 2012