twitter

a place where anything and everything goes to die a slow and painful death from being cancelled

I deleted twitter because I realized I had a life.

by narigi421 October 29, 2022

Twitter

hell

"Wanna go on Twitter?"
"Did you mean hell?"

by ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ December 23, 2021

Twitter

An app where basically you eat or be eaten. You're either educated or uneducated about a subject no in between with them. I feel like most of the people who have Twitter are celebs or teens. Can be very toxic and relatable depends on how the people feel.

Friend: I just got the Twitter app girl
Me: Be careful that app is not for weak

by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021

Twitter

it's like SMS in the 90s but now everyone gets to read them

a) man i don't want to read that twitter
b) can't talk right now just send me a twitter later
c) this twitter sucks donkey

by duffysnackboat August 06, 2022

Twitter

A social media platform that got ruined by turning into X

Dude: Hey wanna use Twitter?
Dude 2: Its X now bro

by jaxxiebear13 August 01, 2023

twitter

a bird

hey look at that twitter

by sam667 March 07, 2017

twitter

the spot between your twat and your shitter

"That's my twitter!"

by pooster2 December 05, 2012