Twitter

Synonym for Hell.

When you die, you're going to Twitter.

by Artyboi November 4, 2022

Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

by weg m January 7, 2013

Twitter

That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}

Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"

by Lill D May 21, 2020

Twitter

An extremely toxic platform. Arguing, controversy and more has come from twitter. A complete wasteland full of toxic people over-using the word "Ratio".

I argued on twitter!

by Meanings behind memes June 24, 2023

twitters/Twitters

An alternative usage for the word "Twitter"---possibly of British origin.

1D's Louis Tomlinson prefers "twitters/Twitters" to other social media networks.

by Jesus Chameleon October 19, 2012

Twitter

A battleground between racists who hate black people and racists who hate white people and they're all somehow gay.

Person A: hey, have you been on Twitter lately?
Person B: Yeah I saw someone saying hitler was just misunderstood and another person saying all white people should be castrated and hanged.

by tubershooter313 December 16, 2024

Twitter

Donald Trump's search engine

Fuck Twitter

by koolcid633 June 4, 2017