Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer

Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.

After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

The track

where he's go to make their money

Did you see them ho's out there on "The track" getting they money,?

by anonymous November 9, 2021

Sentient tracksuit

A tracksuit containing an independent consciousness without an owner.

It is purple and black in appearance, and often seen ladened with shopping from Iceland.

The sentient tracksuit has been sighted in town.

by Big daddy Rod 999 December 24, 2021

Beaten Track

When said cock is mutilated with in a clamp stand

Coates falls into a clamp. Oh no! he has got a beaten track.

by MNNVCXZASDEWQ January 4, 2022

pudder tracks

Traces of seamen.

I banged a girl in the back seat of my parents car and the next day there were pudder tracks on it.

by RAM2020 January 20, 2022

pudder tracks

Seaman spots left behind and material (sheets, seat, cushion)

I banged a chick in the back seat of my mom's car, and now there's pudder tracks on the back seat.

by RAM2020 January 20, 2022