hipster tool

Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.

"Wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete ass"
"Yeah he's a hipster tool"

by Marmarbrinks May 15, 2015

tool

One who wears cut off shirts, gold chains, and has no concern for anything except lifting weights and trying to impress everyone with unimpressive feats of strength.

Griffin Marr, a tool.

by ACM100 June 6, 2011

Tool

A gun. Usually referring to a pistol or a short barreled rifle/shotgun.

You niggas know I always keep that fuckin tool on me.

by Free bobby shmurda June 10, 2018

Tool

Someone witha huge ego, probably bullied a lot as a child

Wow dean is such a fucken tool

by anonymous March 12, 2021

Gold tools

The worst type of tools in the game Minecraft. Attacks and mines better, but has a short life. Choose diamond over gold.

"Hey guys! Check out my gold tools!"
*mines obsidian with gold pickaxe, breaking the pick in the process*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by Supertrain12 November 23, 2019

Tool

Tool" is just a slang term for penis. It also has other meanings like Calling someone a "tool" is a less profane way of calling them a "dick" or "cock" or "prick". Or a asshole

1: yo bro stop being a damn tool and throw away your fucking trash man.

2: Me and And Ashley had sex last night I put my Tool in her :)

by Beverly Jokesmen August 6, 2024

Tool

Someone who is sketched out to the point you have to declare that he or she is a tool, because once your a tool your always a tool

" Yo can you pass me that wrench, you tool "

by Tom Stein beaver February 21, 2009