Tool

A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.

What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!

by King-of-the-whifes February 1, 2025

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a person, typically male, who happens to be a jerk, dick, asshole, meany-face.

A: That guy borrowed my movie, and he won't give it back
B: Dude, what a tool.

by KatiePansy February 27, 2011

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A fuckin huge lip (a lip means dip)

Man I really need a tool box

by jimmythedipper February 12, 2015

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fair tool

a person who thinks there all that. they think there the greatest

Jayden is a fair tool sir

by Mikki93 February 4, 2008

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Wrong, Russell. You are trying to get me accept principles at the level of the deontological so that you can trick someone into doing something. You are not the morality tester Russell.

Hym "And I... Have exactly ONE moral axiom. I singular moral principle. Do you remember what that principle is Russell? It is WRONG for someone OTHER THAN ME to control MY mind. No amount of trickery or lying or pretending is going to convince ME... That it should be otherwise. Even if I WERE to accept other axioms or presuppositions... Those would all STILL be entirely ANCILLARY to my core (and ONLY) principle. You are a tool. Why anyone would be wielding you thus is a mystery to me... But I can theorize..."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2025

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Someone who's stupid & doesn't use common sense.
Someone who tries to hard.
An idiot, someone who is used by other people.
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Matt Steward is a complete tool.

by Rachhhheelllll January 4, 2009

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