surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.

1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)

by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020

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Get the surprise toolmug.

park tool

Retard

All the retards that work at park tool

by Forumyoung June 15, 2022

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Get the park toolmug.

alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

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Get the alabama tool boxmug.

Tool

A German progressive rock band.

Tool- I know the pieces fit

Look it up on YouTube

by mmmmm sausage July 24, 2018

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Get the Toolmug.

Tool

Someone who's stupid & doesn't use common sense.
Someone who tries to hard.
An idiot, someone who is used by other people.
Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.
Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.
Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.Matt Steward.

Matt Steward is a complete tool.

by Rachhhheelllll January 4, 2009

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