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tool sac

A super loser! A guy who couldn’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight. A dumb ass. Similar to calling someone as dumb as a bag of hammers. Sac is also reference to a man’s balls to add humour.
Look at Steve and Mike talking to those hot women. They think they are interested but really they think they are tool sacs.
by Joe Buddy Fucker January 4, 2024
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Tool

n: Someone smart, infinitely persistent, and ultimately certain to succeed. Often used as a backhanded insult, the term is secretly an honorific.
v: to study insanely, especially if the weather's good.
Of course you finished that jurassic problem set. You're such a tool!
by mrk_123 January 22, 2019
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Elite Tool

A student who goes to a top college on a scholarship who is mean to his friends and girls. They are usually power hungry & not funny. They aspire to work in finance or consulting. They describe themselves are self-motivated, hardworking, communicate, and problem solvers. Sometimes they do have these qualities, but they use it to shit on their friends.

They usually have four letter names – like Zack, Brad, or Eric.
by :)LOL(: May 3, 2019
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Object Tools

A shitty object show created by SuperBlockBros. The show got cancelled and was rebooted by AlexAB. The reboot is actually decent.
Object Tools isn't a bad show.
by SBR Official September 10, 2022
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tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)
That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.
by Giraffasaurus June 2, 2015
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noodel tools

a tool used by noodels to be more noodely and suck your mother up the bum bum
i will noodel tools your fanny u fart stain
by uga boogga booooga October 4, 2022
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