Chris Olivered

When you never wear a condom and you keep getting fat married women pregnant.

Daniel kept having sex with Rachel until she be got pregnant. She got Chris olivered

by Kskdhdbnss March 08, 2022

chris weaver

A tall, beautiful male with a big ass heart and is very goofy. Known to be kind, generous, smart and heartwarming towards others. Always thinking of other people and making their day. Have his own fandoms named WeaverGang...COME JOIN THE FANDOM!

Damn Chris Weaver is funny asf! I’m glad I know this guy

by WeaverGangWhoopWhoop July 22, 2019

chris pearch

Chris is a dangerous man. He will talk about 9/11 and talks about blowing up Africa. He will also try and destroy you with his Steel-toe boots. So if you see him around you, get as far away from him as possible.

Chris Pearch is the type of man to become a Terrorist for the United States of America.

by Little-Asian March 26, 2019

Chris Brannan

A world class designer, most notable for his ability to think of solutions and ideas for any situation. And recognised easily for his unique symbol branded on all of his work.

Man 1: Hey is that a Chris Brannan design?

Man 2: It sure is! Cant you tell?

Man 1: Oh i thought it was, i could tell because it is so creative and such a wonderful idea!

by Ultimatumz January 15, 2014

Chris Dobransky

If your name is Chris Dobransky, you most likely have a shitty haircut.

Chris Dobransky’s new haircut looks like horseshit.

by Joan The Barber June 17, 2020

chris magdits

“Chris Magdits” is when you are play fortnite for way to long.

I been playing fortnite for 8 hours Im being a “Chris Magdits”

by Dan pflanz March 01, 2022

Chris Rexford

A very thicc (thick) son of a bitch. He has the muscles of a giant. A person named this is a great wrestler.

NEVER underestimate his talent and power!

Man, Chris Rexford is one chunky man. He has the biceps of a god!

by daddy rexford ;) May 16, 2020