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Timesuck

Timesuck is the name of a podcast hosted by comic Dan Cummins who does an irreverent and well-researched deep-dive on one listener-suggested subject every Monday on anything that’s interesting. Past topics include: The Golden State Killer, Spartacus, Area 51, The Knights Templar, the Jim Jones Cult, Doc Holliday, Joan of Arc, Slenderman, the Salem Witch Trials, and the Bermuda Triangle. Episode is also full of inside jokes, crazy characters, and a respectable amount of profanity.
On Monday’s I always suck hard when the Master Suckers drops a new Timesuck.
by Hrylander September 7, 2018
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Long time no see

"Long time no see" means: I have not seen you for a long time.

It is a grammatically comical greeting with English words organized by Chinese grammar. In Chinese there is an everyday greeting "Hao jiu mei jian" which corresponds with "long time no see", literally word by word. It is said that "Long time no see" was first used by Chinese-Americans.
Long time no see! Cuban ex-President Fidel Castro makes a rare photographed appearance.
by zhw7 September 3, 2009
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Time Footprint

The total amount of other people's time wasted as a result of the actions (or inactions) of a person, organization, event or product. A person's Time Footprint is the sum total of all the time other people have lost because of their actions (or inactions).

The goal is to minimize your Time Footprint so that you do not have a Time Footprint that exceed a man-life.
If you save other people from wasting their time, you receive negative time footprint hours.

The unit of measure are in increments of lives, years, months, or minutes.
Snow boarders add to their time footprint every time they make their skier friends wait 2-3 minutes while they strap into their bindings.

Your girl friend’s time footprint is generally much higher than yours.

DMV clerks generally have a very high time footprint as they watch the line grow while they go on break. 20 people x 15 min = 5 man-hours added to their time footprint account.
by reddlynx99 December 31, 2010
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half time flush

The act of flushing the toilet halfway through your business, usually done as an act of caution to avoid clogging when using gratuitous amounts of toilet paper.
"Dude, i just took a shit in your toilet and it overflowed..."

"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."
by K Scott December 23, 2011
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soapy titty pics

nude used to cheer up sad person
the best kind of nude

well no artsy nudes are cool too
nudes are cool
any nude
women
brian : im sad :(
ruby : *sends soapy titty pics*
by purpletaran February 3, 2021
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Tirzah

is a Hebrew word meaning "she is my delight." In the Bible it is the name of a town in Israel and of a woman.
"You are as beautiful as Tirzah, my darling, As lovely as Jerusalem, As awesome as an army with banners."

Tirzah is one of the five daughters of Zelophehad. After the death of their father, the five sisters went to Moses and asked him for hereditary rights. Moses brought their plea to God, and it was granted. To this day, women in Judaism have the right to inherit property.
by blackdahilia February 15, 2009
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Titanium Belt

When one collect the I , II, and III degree Grey Belt. When one recieves the Titanium Belt, they are forever nicknamed Hey-zeus.
Curtis made passionate love to a young cougar, a 45 year old MILF with a half head of grey hair, and a women with 100% silver hair. Because of this, a panel of peers has granted him the Titanim Belt, and will call him hey-zeus.
by Boxhead October 8, 2004
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