Mum

A fat cow that thinks she owns the fucking place

You have no mum (She died)

by Eggybread123 July 22, 2021

ur mum

a response that can be used to reply to most questions.

e.g
Zoe: "what are you doing?"
Me: "ur mum"
it can also be used as "ur dad, ur nan, etc etc"

what are you doing? "ur mum"

by marvellous*may May 21, 2022

ur mum

sexy bitch
gets all the bitties
milf

whore

Dam id bang ur mum, shes a baddie

by im a milf March 9, 2022

Mum

British slang for "Get bjig bootix deekly tickle!"

You are my mum.

by Poopythisbeepy November 18, 2022

Ur mum

Emily.

You: what are u eating
Emily: I'm eating ur mum

by Big Mac attacker falguni May 2, 2024

ur mum

Typically used by 12 year old British kids with elite humour. Used as an insult

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: ur mum 😎

by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022

bryce's mum

bryce's mom is. a milf with big boobies

bryce's mum is a milf

by ur mum's butt December 9, 2021