by miles_2009 September 22, 2023

Monster Miles, the mighty muslim terrorist. Has a relation to Osama bin laden and has been seen working with his hijabi assistant, Zaina.
by bread6696969 November 11, 2022

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021

1. If you decide to throw away something that was mildly special to you at one point.
2. If the broncos score a touchdown.
2. If the broncos score a touchdown.
1. I think it's time that we gave your old volcano science fair project the mile high salute.
2. TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS! Mile High Salute!
2. TOUCHDOWN BRONCOS! Mile High Salute!
by wspeer January 25, 2018

Mile is a kind of spot in the ass, a real sweet spot. Mile has a kind heart and loves alcohol poisoning.
I am a Mile
by BigDaddySheesh July 25, 2021
