Goon mobile

The mobile that carries the ghost of the Gooner (Nautica malone)
(Dodge Challenger)

Wow! I just saw a Goon mobile drive by!!
Woozer!

by RIP Nautica February 12, 2025

Goon Lineage

The Goon Lineage is a group in the Goon Society that has a noted lack of structure, with its members acting much more independently than those in other groups. It accepts any who have nowhere else to goon and have the intent necessary to jelq in such a group. The members take pride in the ranks they receive in jerkmate ranked matches, seeing a lack of goons as proof of cowardice in ranked matches.

Ciken: Have you heard? The Goon Lineage's mentor, Hyper, was exposed for trying mastering the dark technique of the diddy bluds.

Yaaph: This will leave a mark on the Goon Society.

by Yaaph February 14, 2025

Ethical Gooning

A moral debate or consideration to have when picking a topic, fictional character, or person to masturbate or 'goon' to, be it regarding mindset, physical appearance or conditions.

Guy 1: Dude, even if that anime girl is 8000 years old, she looks and acts like a little girl! I'm not gooning to children!

Guy 2: That's ethical gooning right there! You're so real, my man!

by uksho February 14, 2025

Group Goon Rat

a term used to describe a rodent, ideally of the Rattus genus (which includes the likes of the common brown rat), but can vary to others including Cricetinae (hamsters), Cavia (guinea pigs), Sciuridae (squirrels), etc., used by a group of individuals for sexual purposes such as masturbation, oral sex, and other forms of arousal. Often this rat is passed around immediately after being used by someone, to their friend for 'their turn'.

I lowkey felt bad for the group goon rat when it was my turn with it, after Gabby and Marcelo had already had their share.

by the k00l-k1dz xD LOL February 14, 2025

gooning rig

A dedicated seating arrangement used for the sole purpose of gooning

Mike purchased an expensive massage chair to be used as a gooning rig

by JerimiahCheslton February 14, 2025

Goon Family

A family made up of two divorced parents, an arrested uncle, an annoying daughter, an estranged son, a depressed gay cousin, a weird grandmother, and a Yorkshire terrier. The parents despise each other and only stay together for the sake of their family. The uncle is currently in jail for harassing children and is not allowed anywhere near a school. The daughter is just annoying, and the son spends most of his time alone in his bedroom edging. The depressed gay cousin's parents died in a house fire so she now lives with the Goon family. The grandmother visits once every 50 years and says nothing. The dog is the glue of the Goon family, she is what keeps them together and a somewhat happy family. Their favorite family activity is gooning on the audience at shows.

"The Goon family was gooning all over the audience!".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".

by Maraudersequallife February 15, 2025

Goon cookie

A soft goon gangster or a soft thug. When a girl look like she’s mean but she have a good heart

POV friend how it’s going with that girl you talking to she looks really mean I would be scared to talk to her.
POV me everything good. she a real goon cookie

by ilovecloudgod February 16, 2025