person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation
by polarisbae June 19, 2016
Get the second hand masturbation mug.That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.
Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.
by TheLastPizzaRoll February 14, 2020
Get the Second Pick Friend mug.When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.
by Kweentoos June 13, 2023
Get the 5 second rule mug.A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.
Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.
For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.
For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."
Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."
Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."
Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009
Get the Second-Hand Jackass mug.Definition - The rare occurrence of a male having a second full orgasm seconds after having the first one while in intercourse or oral sex.
Discovered in 1903 by American scientist studying how sex affects the body. The occurrences is very rare, only 1 out of a million can achieve it. Believed to be genetic.
Discovered in 1903 by American scientist studying how sex affects the body. The occurrences is very rare, only 1 out of a million can achieve it. Believed to be genetic.
Guy 1 - I was banging Morgan last night, and after I nutted I had a second one right after that was even bigger and better!
Guy 2 - Dude you achieved the Legendary Second Nut !
Guy 2 - Dude you achieved the Legendary Second Nut !
by chiggins_5 January 22, 2017
Get the Legendary Second Nut mug.When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move
Also know as a Grade-A power move
by Deafblackkids March 4, 2020
Get the Second Hand Fuck mug.Breaking the second wall is similar to breaking the 3rd. But instead of knowing you are part of a simulation, you propose you might be in one, but you don't believe it.
The Quantum scientist just broke the second wall, thinking that we are in a simulation...
If they are right, we might be breaking the second wall and 3rd wall!
If they are right, we might be breaking the second wall and 3rd wall!
by LightspeedAndThecycle August 24, 2021
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