fish press

to press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects

synonyms: taco press, tea vag

diane passed out and all the girls fish pressed her.

by jonny shingas September 9, 2010

weird fish

someone who does entirely moronic things, but means well

Yah, so this guy i'm no longer seeing sends me flowers for valentine's day.. he's such a weird fish

by weepeas February 14, 2017

scaling fish

a Bahamian term for masturbation. A term that can be taking literally or another way of jacking off depending on the person who is saying it. made famous by CI.

yo dawg i watched tyra banks last nite n she had me scaling fish all nite

by sir grapes smuggler June 13, 2007

Lemon Fish

1: A sour ass individual or someone with a shitty mood

2: Something that's overall bad or is worsening in condition

1: "Jeremy is such a fucking Lemon Fish, he's always acting like an ass"

2: "The economy sure is a Lemon Fish these days..."

by CrunchyMilk May 18, 2021

fish-gutting

Having heterosexual relations.

A: Hey, man, what'd you and Cindy do last night?

B: Went out to dinner, then back to her place for a few hours of fish-gutting.

A: Sweet!

by Lthm July 25, 2006

Betta Fish

A fish that people buy just to have for a week and not do enough research on so it just winds up dying in it's unfilterd, 0.5 gallon bowl in 5 minutes

I bought a betta fish a few days ago and it died bc i didn't do any research on fish care

by BitchyBoi55 December 4, 2020

fish mush

Over processed fish, usually cod, served in low budget establishments. It is not intended to have gained a squishy texture and appearance, but the taste is not affected.

"I dipped my fish mush in this tartar sauce and now I don't know which one's which."

by Esteban!!! February 11, 2009