Two can Van Damme

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

by jgf September 30, 2006

Van Hoosen Middle School guys

Most of the boys at VH are fairly attractive. They show it off by leading on girls and thinking they're the shit. All of the boys are not into girls, so they're presumed gay. They could care less about a gilr's moral values and personality, but reside to the size of her ass. VH guys are concieted.

Van Hoosen Middle School guys "She is soo hot! Except she is flat chested."

by Sir La Table July 5, 2012

Got pushed downhill in a hippy van

This is the new term for when a television series runs out of new material and begins making ridiculous subplots that inevitable lead to the downfall of the show. Previous generations have called it "jumping the shark" after a bold move by the Fonz.

The prime example of this was in an episode of Lost called "Tricia Takanawa is dead", where the climax of the episode was when a titanic man named Hurley drove a broken VW hippy van down a hill for no apparent reason.

"Man that episode reminded me of when Lost got pushed downhill in a hippy van lol."

by Venis December 14, 2008

Jeebles McGreebles! Mario Van Peebles!

What someone likely would say if they were startled by Mario van Peebles himself.

See also: Jeebles McGreebles

Mario van Peebles: “Boo!”
Person: “Jeebles McGreebles! Mario van Peebles!”

by Jeeblesmcgreebles March 6, 2021

Helemaal van da padje

Zo zat zijn dat mensen dürums touchdownen, blaadjes voor bloemen aanzien, zwarte dood kotsen en gehowdoed worden.

Ik had zoveel gedronken, ik weet niets meer van gisteren. Ik was echt Helemaal van da padje!

by vkdflksd August 31, 2014

Liliana Serene Van Der Poel

Liliana Serene Van Der Poel is a very interesting one. She likes to lie about hooking up with online boyfriends. She is pretty damn fine though and just fucking awesome.

DAMN LILIANA SERENE VAN DER POEL HAS A FATTY

by annaklozzie December 31, 2022

5e regel van J&P

Ga je niet binnen in haar edele delen, dan zijn jullie slechts geliefden zonder voordelen. (in contrast met "friends with benefits" ofwel "vrienden met voordelen")

Bro ze hebben al een maand rela maar hij heeft haar nog niet gebald, hij vergeet de 5e regel van J&P.

by JPTHELEGEND October 21, 2022