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Epic Cock And Balls

like normal cock and balls, but wayyyyy cooler
by Kumtukey fly chimken September 15, 2021
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Epic Pile Of Cust

When someone is so gross and disgusting.

Also known as EPOC.
Look! There's the Epic Pile Of Cust!
by Sanasaaaaa May 1, 2010
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Über Epic

When a song, particularly in Progressive Rock/Metal, exceeds the 20 minute marker.
by InfernalRites February 6, 2023
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Epic

Now the most over-used word in the English language. An adjective once reserved to describe a truly memorable event--such as a Lunar Landing--the word is now used to describe EVERYTHING: bowel movements, loaves of cranberry bread, half-assed performances on America's Got Talent, lame jokes, shitty outfits, and utterly immemorable moments such as that night you got drunk, slipped in piss, and barely avoided falling into the urinal. (Whereas HAD you fallen headfirst into the toilet... it would have actually BEEN epic, you moron.)
Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took this morning--it was epic!
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)
by Jimmy C! December 17, 2024
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Epic

PaulPacito: Dude you’re so cool and epic!

MartinBmt: Yeah, cause I’m in the bmt family.
by EpicYes June 2, 2020
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epic

when something is so increadably awesome that most words can't even describe it
guy: Dude did you see that?! PLEASE TELL ME YOU SAW THAT?!?!?!?!

other guy: YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I SAW THAT!!!!!

first guy: Damn that was awsome!

the second guy: NO.........that was EPIC!!!
by theGUYbehindTHEcurtain March 17, 2010
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Epic

Usually meaning Cocomelon's YouTube channel, as they are extremely "Epic" and are also, "poggers"
"Did you haer about the epic YouTube channel known as, "Cocomelon?"
by PogChampIsVeryPog February 18, 2021
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