A guy who is mostly a prep or a wannabe prep and thinks that hes everything and every girl wants him and he thinks hes so hot and cool but some people really find him as a jerk and he thinks hes too cool to talk to a non-popular person.
Matt: oh man all the girls want me i'm so awesome. I bet they all want to bang me.
other guy: ugh hes such a conceited guy.
other guy: ugh hes such a conceited guy.
by Random Chick5499 November 27, 2013
Get the conceited guy mug.When you walk into a place where people have been smoking weed, there's always that one guy who's too high to function and is hanging out on the couch. Barely moves or acknowledges his surroundings and is clearly lost in thoughts of some sort. He's couch locked and thusly, the Couch Guy
by The_Sheepinator October 27, 2014
Get the Couch Guy mug.A derogatory term used when texting an ex or a player type male member of society. Used as a response to something that pisses you off to demean the guy and his guyness.
“I hate chocolate, chocolate is for losers.”
“Yeah ok guy.”
“Hey here’s a bullshit reason why I couldn call you after we’ve rescheduled it three times.”
“Ok guy.”
“Yeah ok guy.”
“Hey here’s a bullshit reason why I couldn call you after we’ve rescheduled it three times.”
“Ok guy.”
by kyy September 22, 2018
Get the ok guy mug.A hypothetical "ID card" that indicates that someone is a "real man". Used most often in a self-effacing manner when performing some supposedly "unmanly" deed, but occasionally used to mock another man (usually a close friend, said in jest) who has done or is doing such a deed.
"A lady just asked me where to find something in the arts & crafts department, and I was able to tell her exactly where it was. Where do I go to turn in my GUY CARD?"
"John, what are you doing watching this chick flick? Surrender your GUY CARD immediately!"
"John, what are you doing watching this chick flick? Surrender your GUY CARD immediately!"
by JMS1 January 12, 2007
Get the Guy Card mug.Someone who is super sweet, loving, and makes you smile. Your first instinct should be to want to hug them for hours. :)
by whyohwhy December 21, 2010
Get the Guy Bear mug.A male prostitute who has an exceptionally large and worn out anus and uses this fact to attract wealthy but lonely male homosexuals. A lot of them also has multiple STIs (sexually transmitted infection) due to the fact that they are so confident and arrogant in their own anal sex capabilities they often neglect the use of a condom.
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Also used to describe timid boys who try to swindle virgins into having anal sex to preserve their virginity.
Can be used as a synonym for conning or swindling others out of something.
#gay4pay #pay2gay
Also used to describe timid boys who try to swindle virgins into having anal sex to preserve their virginity.
Can be used as a synonym for conning or swindling others out of something.
George is such an Anal Guy! He made $5 yesterday by having sex with a guy with AIDS!
I was fucking Anal Guy Edwin last night, but then his ass is so loose that shit suddenly came squirting out from his rectum.
Owen the Anal Guy tried to con his virgin Jewish girlfriend into having anal sex with him to preserve her religious purity, but then he got rejected because of his uncircumcised penis.
I was fucking Anal Guy Edwin last night, but then his ass is so loose that shit suddenly came squirting out from his rectum.
Owen the Anal Guy tried to con his virgin Jewish girlfriend into having anal sex with him to preserve her religious purity, but then he got rejected because of his uncircumcised penis.
by ProfessionalCanadian! September 16, 2016
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I've lost 14 times in a row in Fall Guys and I desire to nuke my country
I've unlocked 13 new negative emotions playing this game
I've lost 14 times in a row in Fall Guys and I desire to nuke my country
I've unlocked 13 new negative emotions playing this game
by sanssoup August 25, 2020
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