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Definitions by The_Sheepinator

Couch Guy 

When you walk into a place where people have been smoking weed, there's always that one guy who's too high to function and is hanging out on the couch. Barely moves or acknowledges his surroundings and is clearly lost in thoughts of some sort. He's couch locked and thusly, the Couch Guy
"Dude, what's up with Dave?"

"Oh, nothing, he's just really baked. He's the Couch Guy."
Couch Guy by The_Sheepinator October 27, 2014