dirty booty scooty

The act of vacating the stall you currently occupy with your pants and underwear still around your ankles; in an attempt to occupy an adjacent stall that hopefully has toilet paper all whilst hoping to avoid other humans

I walked into the men's room and witnessed the most god awful dirty booty scooty, I guess there was no toilet paper in any of the stalls.

by Gremlin14 November 8, 2023

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

its a definition of cat on urban dictionary

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2:WHAT!?!!!???
Person1:it's a cat
Person2:uhh... no, it's not. cats dont shoot fire
Person1:i found that on urban on our discord server
*Person1 shows it to Person2*
Person2:yoooooooooooooo, that's cool
Person1:i know right

by notPighy October 1, 2021

motor scooter

Archane euphemism for "mother fucker".

He's a bad motor scooter.

by Frugie February 1, 2005

crap shoot

crap shoot = college admissions

Admission to the top 10 colleges in the U.S. is a crap shoot no matter how good you are.

by itisi November 13, 2007

scootering

The act of riding or doing tricks on a scooter. Especially a razor scooter.

Hey Jonas Brothers, get your razors out of the garage and let's go scootering!

by FFJBMSS July 3, 2008

shoot blanks

To be impotent and not able to impregnate a female. Only a male can "shoot blanks".

Aaliyah: "Wait...we shout use some protection."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."

(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."

by Nick D July 19, 2004

shoot the poot

when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away

i aint gay but i shoot the poot on chris like 3 times every weekend hahaha chris you faggot

by badgersfan1185 July 7, 2007