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help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing
"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
by lone potato May 6, 2018
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fucking stupid

fucking+stupid=fucking stupid ... get it?

if not your fucking stupid
by Craigums September 16, 2005
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stumbleine

Britney Spears only wishes she could be half as brilliant as Billy Corgan to create something such as Stumbleine.
by caitlin April 17, 2005
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patrick stump

Vocalist and rhythm guitarist for Fall Out Boy. He has large sideburns. He wears glasses and hats most of the time.
Patrick sang so well at the show last night!
by clicheeeeeeee April 29, 2005
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stussed

highest form of drunkenness before experiencing alcohol poisoning
buzzed, tipsy, drunk, hammered, STUSSED
by 2town April 7, 2008
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Stupid High

feeling like you're slowed up and retarded from smoking some really strong weed.
"I'm full of kush, full of kush,
I'm stupid high, stupid high."

-Juicy J
by 314Unladylike February 25, 2011
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Stuart Middle School

Stuart Middle school is a school located in Florida, and the students there consist of selfish people, snobby people, and the popular kids say they have no friends, but they have all the friends in the school. The teachers are fine, except the stupid dress code rules that are so strict. Why don't they have the kids in uniforms if they are going to be so strict about it.
"ugh I can so tell they are from Stuart Middle school"
by coolkid234567 March 3, 2017
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