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Deontae Demontario Strawberry 

He's just like, THE BEST!!! He's a great guy, no, THE GREATEST. He's always there for you when you need him and listens. He's very caring and when you conversate with him, you never want it to end! He's pretty radical and swagger, and don't forget! Totally Tubular. He's a very humourous splendid man, and I could never be where I am right now without him. I hold him so dearly to my heart. And till the end of time, he will be my brain.
Yours Truly,
Evaa <3
1: Dude who is that?" *points at Deontae Demontario Strawberry*
Evaa: "the most splendid man alive."
1: "I NEED HIM"

A person who thinks they are strawberry blond

Ginger people who will get offended at anything
Oh no it’s a person who thinks they are strawberry blonde

the dipped strawberry bomb

its a menstruationpad covered with strawberry marmelade, and one end dipped in Nutella .
you can use the dipped strawberry bomb as a gift for your neighbours postbox , to say how much you like them .

she on her strawberry 

when a girl is on her period
"aye bruh you smashed last night?"
"nahh, she on her strawberry"
"awhh mannn"

Majira Strawberry 

Majira Strawberry got a new costume!

chocolate strawberry shortcake 

to give someone a dirty sanchez then give them a strawberry shortcake
tina's face needed more flavor and color, so i gave that ho a chocolate strawberry shortcake