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straw chug

An incident when someone hogs your fountain drink by drinking an enormous amount through a straw
Son 1: Hey Ma, Big Brother is drinkin all my sodie pop.

Mother: Son, what did I tell you? Don't straw chug your Brother!
by <3ness December 6, 2010
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Strawberry swirl

when a girl is givvin a guy head, and as he blows his stank ass load all over her face he proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing heavy bleeping.UmmmmUmmmm
by Kubasa June 6, 2003
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STRAWBERRY SHORT-FACE

After a guy earns his Red-Wings the girl pulls some of her bloody pubes out and throws them in his face, yelling "Strawberry Short-Face!"
"Yeah so we're 69-ing and she's on her God Damn period! So I gave that slut a Dirty Lifeguard! But while I'm laughing at her, she totally Strawberry Short-Faced me, man!!!"
by 9078675309 October 15, 2008
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Strawberry Milk

When a company milks a franchise so much that they're not milking it anymore, they're bleeding it to death.
Did you hear that they're doing another Guitar Hero game? Yea, that franchise is strawberry milk.
by Sludge669 December 18, 2010
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straw berry short cake

when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.
i fucking strawberry short caked that bitch last night!
by David May 17, 2004
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Strawberry head

Someone with a strawberry shaped head. Used as a term of "disrespect" or insult.
Wahey youve got a strawberry head wayyyyy
by John Dahl June 10, 2005
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Strawberries

Strawberries are the most blissful, optimistic, productive crew. THE STRAWBERRY MAFIA (TSM) is what they are called. Not anyone can become a strawberry. Only the ones you deserve it. You may give them reasons why you want to be one, but not all of them are plausible. So they may belittle you if you are not worthy. You have to be congenial and intriguing in order to be an ultimate strawberry. So if you want to become the best of the best... it's most likely they will reject you with alacrity and call you from then on a dingleberry.
Dingleberry: Hey, can I become an ultimate strawberry???
(TSM): Only if you deserve it. Do you think you are worthy of our ethics?
Dingleberry: Oh most certainly yes!!! I know I am worthy to become part of the Strawberries.
(TSM): Well guess what... Your not!!! HAHA!!! So I suggest you run or something egregious might happen to you.
Dingleberry: AHHHHH!!! Curse you TSM!!!
by Jesse the Strawberry April 11, 2008
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