Sockshare

A social program in which a sock left behind in the dryer by the previous user may be claimed as one's own until the next laundry cycle.

I found a sock in the dryer, so I declared sockshare and put it in my sock drawer.

by Hogie Bear October 9, 2012

stockdaling

Stockdaling is the act or sensation of being somewhere and not knowing why you're there, or even who you are. If you get to the office and realize you have no idea what you're supposed to be doing, you're stockdaling.

Reference: Admiral James Stockdale, 1992 vice presidential nominee (with Ross Perot) who, in the vice presidential debate, led off with "Who am I? Why am I here?"

I got to work today and have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. I'm totally stockdaling.

by smartwatermelon January 14, 2013

sticksie

Taking a selfie using an extender stick accessory for your phone or camera.

Example "check out my sticksie at the beach"

by Bronnerina September 29, 2014

Stickshit

When you shit and your ass sticks to the toilet

I was shitting so long and I had stickshit

by Helanaey March 27, 2015

stock transfer

When you fart into someone else's arse.

I performed a stock transfer with Matt last night, he took my fart in his arse.

by Rhife July 19, 2016

socks

a material worn over your feet

i wear socks all the time

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Stocking Stuffer

When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists

i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016