Baller Status

Baller Status is defined as having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement & being a man of leisure (or lady of leisure). It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores & golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. Many of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthy-men & webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure. Many of your are asking how does one declare oneself a baller? Do I just go down to my local courthouse & fill out a form to obtain "Baller" status without anything snazzy? Is it more of just a transformation over time from non-baller to being a baller? Or is it more of a secret society you needed to be invited to? Are there any tax benefits? The answer is Yes. Originally, one would be knighted by a man of great status, far away from the local courthouse. Snazziness came with being a baller; if it was a secret society, your wouldn't know it existed unless you were a baller. There were no direct tax benefits, but indirectly most ballers were often tax evaders. The modern baller is much more relaxed, & it clearly is no longer a secret society if we know ballers exist...But seriously, if you have to ask, you're not a baller. Baller Brand is a way to share the clothing style of ballers with everyone. ballerbrandclothingcompany.bigcartel.com

justin flores does not party using a party bus when he goes out... but joe and andrew do...so by default they are men of baller status

by ballerbrandclothingcompany March 26, 2011

stans

Plural of stan. As in person from Pakistan residing in England.

"Them fucking stans are taking over" - Observation.

"I'm gonna get some rice from that stan market" - When needs must.

"The only good thing about stans, is that they cook a cunting good curry" - On night on ale.

"That must be a fucking stan car" - When hearing a car stereo before it's in sight. Also, on seeing a shit MR2 that has had tinted windows and big bore exhaust.

"Aw fuck. I've gotta sit next to a stan" - Worst case scenario. Only one seat left on public transport.

"I wish all them stans would fuck off" - Best case scenario.

"Fucking hell mate, you're stinking like a stan" - friend who has severe body odour problem.

by Tarquin October 26, 2004

Status

An adjective used to describe something incredible, awesome or cool.

The Dark Knight was a fucking status movie!

by Gionet August 21, 2008

status seizure

The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while (or happens repeatedly) when in the middle of an internet conversation.

snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.

by J-J-Jenna January 4, 2007

status stalker

To stalk someones status posted on a famous site i.e twitter facebook or myspace..

hay dude have you seen that status posted of statusstalker.com

status stalker

by gawdz November 22, 2009

cake status

An unfortunate turn of events. A decision or action that seems unfair. Being forced to act in accordance with some else's decision.

"I was invited to the party, but now it's Ravers only? That's so cake status." " I'm not aloud to talk to him anymore, since he got in trouble. That's major cake status." "I can't hang out because I have to go to Maryland to visit family. That is totally cake status!"

by Cobalt321 August 12, 2006

rockstar status

the act of using only one eye to see clearly while crunk.

My home girl Jannet hit Rockstar status the other night at the club, She was textin bitches with only one eye!

by manny sal June 19, 2008