Scoop my poop

A saying used when being told bad news. Normally used when not taking it all that seriously

John "Cuzz umm i kind of Crashed your car"
Alex " Oh scoop my poop, U fruit loop sloute
John "While i was running over your cat"
Alex "oh poop..... wait no muffins"

by Codey willis October 27, 2009

Scoopdalala

An expression to be used in an awkward silence.

"Dude, that was such an awkward silence."
"Well, you could have used Scoopdalala and it wouldn't have been awkward"
"I should have thought of that!"

by IntoxicatingMystery February 13, 2010

Scoop that jelly

A sexual action most times used before sex. This action consists of a male pleasuring a female by putting his fingers (most times he puts 2 fingers) inside a womans vagina and massages the inside of her vagina and/or at time quickly taking his fingers inside and out fastly, Creating lots of pleasure for the female. Most times during this action the woman can moan in satisfaction or antisipation. Sometimes this action can be used by a womon and a male, a woman and a woman, or a woman by herself.

The rubbing of a woman's vagina by herself or by someone else.

Bethanna- i heard that your sister got "satisfied" last night
Africa- Yeah i know im the one that told Daisy that told you
Bethanna- How did you find out?
Africa- I heard her moan, then she yelled "YES, scoop that jelly!!!"
Bethanna- OMG

by Big, Blonde and BEAUTIFUL! March 22, 2010

Shpoop

1.) a word used to describe an unfortunate situation
2.) an insult

1.) "Wow, I did not study for our math exam today"

" Dude, you are so shpooped"
2.) "Man, you really piss me off"

" Shut up dude, you're such a piece of shpoop"

by Mr.Shpoop April 28, 2010

scoop the valve

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot

i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep

by Mr R Gray November 13, 2010

Skooping

Skyping while pooping. Usually an activity reserved for those with a close personal bond.

Infinitive: to Skoop
Past tense: Skooped

Spanish infinitive: Skoopir

Austin and I were Skooping the other day. Now we're best friends.

by othafa7 October 22, 2011

Scoopface

A friendly term used in between two people who are great friends , hence, like to express in a nicer way that "you stink" without offending him/her.

Maureen is such a scoopface that whenever I talk to her , I get tempted to pull her leg on the dumb things she does.

by ddalways18 June 16, 2011