Spongebob

The act of shoving a bag of drugs, and/or or associated paraphernalia, down the front of their pants when a cop is sighted nearby in order to avoid legal troubles. Spongebobing often can lead to Ghost Taint.

'Shit, we are getting pulled over, Spongebob that pipe and the weed, quick!'
'It's too hot, I'll burn my unit!'
'If the cop finds that, I will make you my Bottom Bunk Bitch.'
'I would rather toast my junk than that!'
'You'll only get a little Ghost Taint.'

by Mr. Bu Grundy June 21, 2010

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the act of giving oral sex to a girl by filling a sponge with water shoving it up her pussy then blowing on it to send the water shooting out, usually produces a huge orgasm.

Dude, I gave that chick a spongebob last night.

by sourcreamizdashit May 2, 2009

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Sponge Blob Blood Pants

Sponge used by hookers so they can work whilst on their period.

'Shit I've pushed my sponge blob blood pants up so far I can't get it out'

by naughtyizzy_aw March 6, 2009

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Spongebob

Calling someone Spongebob implies they are being a square and are wearing their square pants. A square is a sensible, straight laced, often boring person.

Harry: You coming out tonight John? It’s going to be a messy one.
John: No mate, I'm going to get an early night.
Harry: Come on! Don’t be such a Spongebob.

by openthewindowwide September 22, 2014

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Spongebob Squarepants

A children's anime about a slice of swiss cheese, a mentally retarded (possibly psychotic) starfish, a squid with a dick as a nose, a sexually transmitted disease, and a typical American.

Me: You wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants?
You: No, it became shit.
Me: Fuck you then.

by Koolkay109 May 9, 2018

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