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Soft Serve

(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.
I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!
by Nidorak March 7, 2018
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Soft Start

A Soft Start is when you put the penis in to your chosen orifice before it is completely hard.
I drank too much whisky last night and had to soft start with my girl.
by pseudonymshmoodonym April 4, 2020
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Soft Cult

Any group that thinks they are better than others, invites people to join and follow them, likely to have a leader (charasmatic or not), inspires devotion, easy to get enmeshed with others in the group, hard to leave, it becomes more clear that the group has cult like behaviors after you leave.
Soft cults are socially acceptable groups within a culture; families, relegious and spiritual groups, exercise classes...
by Elise Mo June 14, 2022
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soft wank

when you wear a soft glove and have a quick tug
Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"
by Softwank69 June 18, 2016
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soft-on

a "soft-on" is when the male penis fills with blood but not enough that would make the penis begin to get erect. The penis swells - but there's no visible elevation yet.
I was thinking about this babe at school and the teacher called me to the chalkboard. Luckily i only had a soft-on so I could stand up and walk to the board without being embarrassed.
by belairjeff December 9, 2022
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Super Soft Serve

The poop that comes out fast and soft after the "hard hat" tip of the turd passes through the rectum.
Wow! That came out some super soft serve. Good thing there was a hard hat on it!
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
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Susquehanna Soft Serve

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.
I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.
by Snooplumptylump July 27, 2020
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