Snake Bake

Someone who had scoliosis and is an overall idiot.

"Wow this guy is such a snake bake!"
"True that"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023

Snaking a bat

Smoking the remaining drugs in a pipe. Usually refers to the resin coating the inside of the stem, or the last bit of someone's bag.

"What are you doing?"
"Snaking a bat."
"Aw, you snaked what was left in my bowl!? That's all I had left!!"

by Bottom-feeder Beater October 24, 2019

trach snake

A penis that is inserted into a tracheostomy orifice.

Yesterday at the retirement home a male nurse tripped and his cock miraculously landed in a patient's trach hole. The patient got "trach snaked."

by Outlandy Man April 26, 2014

Steak-Snake

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.

David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"

by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018

skinning the snake

When you are so addicted to masturbating you shred off layers of skin

Man, i had to go to the hospital cause i was skinning the snake

by SSEARS44 October 6, 2017

Coil snake

Outdoor shit

Watch where you step, i left a coil snake iver there

by Keithrat January 25, 2017

snake bell

A ungrateful douche, who only cares for his fame/money and not his fans. He was featured in a very popular Nickelodeon show called snake and Josh. One day, he ran into Josh peck and decided to surprise his friend, David Dobrik, one of snake and Josh's biggest fans. Bell was exclaiming that David was a great guy in an interview but a week later, threw shade at him saying he was "mean" and trying to get people on his side. He failed miserably, leaving David richer, more famous, and sexier than he'll ever be.

snake bell that's all.

by dobriksmiles November 12, 2017