When someone absolutely needs to feel superior to you so they wait like a trapdoor spider to attack your first instance of being wrong, then they give you a cheeky glance before running off.
My conversation with Terence was going well until he small-dickedly ran off after I was wrong once in the 30 minutes we spoke.
by Psychadelicious June 24, 2021
Get the johnathan dick small like a bean mug.
If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).
Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.
Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
A cuddling technique in which the larger participant of the cuddle wraps their legs around the smaller participants waist and their arms around their neck, essentially putting them in a headlock.
Smalling is real and comfortable.
Smalling is real and comfortable.
by sashatheslime May 16, 2025
The phenology that 2% of a data set can mimic the formalism and specificity of the entire data set.
The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.
The rule of 2.
The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.
The rule of 2.
The law of small numbers argues that 2% of a population can tip an entire election although formalistic mathematics cannot delineate which 2% of the population that is.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 09, 2018