sponge

The act of shamelessly groping girls

After a few beers, my friend begins to sponge every girl in sight

by Chad O. May 22, 2005

drop a sponge

To drop a sponge is to simultaneously defecate and ejaculate, usually on something such as a sleeping significant other or female stranger. Often used in conjuction with roofies (rohypnol). Verb.

'Pardon me kind sir, but did I just witness you dropping on a sponge on that unconscious mistress in the corner?'
'Aw hell ofay please, I hit that piece like a baseball and when it went out the park it was lookin like Jungle Fever son.'
'Right-o chap. Jolly good. Pip pip cheerio.'

by Alex Morgan April 25, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

penis, booner, dick, cock, padro, pecker, winer, johnson, mr. mushroom head, anaconda, baby arm, baby maker, bud, chub, ding-a-ling, dong, hard on, jimmy,joystick,

look at that purple headed yogurt slinger

by jackoff jacobs October 16, 2009

Spongebob

Argubually the most hillarious thing since Mr Bean although they have different kind of humor.Spongebob is actually a species of sea sponge but its shape is more resemble to kitchen sponge.The cartoon is really great and the joke are so hillarious and can appeal towards young and adult although this lasted only for 3 season.After that the show seems to go through motion and the creator seems to run out of idea.

The old episode of Spongebob is like Mr Bean where you would find it funny even after 10 years.The new one were somewhat more annoying than funny,but still enjoyable if you watch it on Monday.

by TangoYankee91 December 7, 2009

Slong

A males penis which is long but skinny, the opposite of a chode.

Lisa: Sharon never had sex with Thomas! He has a slong!

Sharon: Well at least you don't have to have sex with Ashton, he has a chode.

by Hater of Emos July 4, 2014

Cat Sponge

When a person (mostly male) has bad aim and pees on the floor and, instead of grabbing a towel to clean it up, will call the cat and play with said cat in person's urine.

I missed the toilet this morning so I just cat sponged.

by BatNinja April 6, 2009

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Simply, an ejaculation.

Just thinking about Mary gave Mark a purple headed yogurt slinger.

by Sadie Belle August 7, 2006