scock

When a man´s penis feels really nice and smooth in your hands.

"OH MY GOD......he had the nicest scock I´ve ever felt!"

by MaryAlcala April 15, 2006

SHOCK-SKYPING

When 2 or more people talk over skype while playing system shock/system shock 2

Over skype: "Hey u and me wanna Do some SHOCK-SKYPING L8R? I got my bro too play too, but hes a new so he can be the marine. Fckin marine. I got 40 cyber modules LOLOLOOLOL"

by Jack higgins February 10, 2008

a shockatock,

panic attack

oh god
im having a shockatock

by emily February 5, 2004

Toxic shocker

An variant of the Shocker where two fingers are placed in the rectum and one finger in the vagina. May also be called Toxic shock syndrome

She didnt like the shocker so I reversed it an gave er a Toxic shocker.

by Nate August 26, 2004

The Shocker

The shocker (Three steps):
1. 2 in the pink, dick in the stink.
2. Putting your dick in her mouth to calm her down.
3. kicking her ass out the door when she cries/screams/cusses after performing the above.

Old bitch got a triple-shocker last night! I made her asshole bleed and her breath smell like shit!

by She deserved it April 30, 2005

ultimate shocker

thumb on the cliter, two in the baby spitter, and one in the shitter.

I hope my guy gives me the ultimate shocker tonight. If he does, I'll let him donkey punch me.

by Frelynn October 1, 2006

shocker

In its more modern usage, the term shocker refers to a sexual act and not to a surprising event.

by the_red__pill___ September 24, 2003