sepp broeren

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sepp broeren is dik

by boomboclat September 27, 2023

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Seppuku

The Act of Slitting your stomach as a form of suicide.

He did Seppuku on himself.

by RocketScience2 October 2, 2023

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Seppe, (Seppje) is someone that you can find wandering in libraries or deep forests with his father for « just walk » which is freakin 10k. He always wears a blue cloth, not even on purpose. he never have cold. His warm body is perfect for hugs, sleeping together, except his hands always cold He have the best jk but unfortunately, a lot of people can stole them from him because he talks not loud with a sweet calm deep voice. Seppe, or Seppje, loves music and sing so well Here there and everywhere that angels can fall from the sky (i know its risky, take an umbrella) he could make any dance : like a romantic dancing in the kitchen, or dancing like Travolta in Pulp Fiction, or even lovely dance in the street with Presley songs. Absolutely HATES couples who are eating creme brûlée (For tapping the crème brûlée like hihi thats nice, and Seppe Seppje could be like NO and totally destroying the poor desert without any pity) He is hot as hell, its insane, you could put meat on him and you have a barbecue for dinner. Yeah, he is that hot ! So be careful if he is gonna take off his shirt : if you meet a Seppe Seppje, always going out with a good protection, just in case. He is even better than coffee, he is even better than the sun after the winter, he is even better than a song from the Cure on the train, he is even better than pancakes perfectly baked with french butter and he is even better than your best kiss, sex, bf of your life : he is the best In my life. And i love him.

Seppe (Seppje) a taste of heaven

Random guy in the street : Hey look ! its a Seppe Seppje !
L Dicaprio : NO WAY ??? Seppe Seppje ! Give me an autograph please ! I can give to you my only Oscar if you want to !

by sligoweirdosteam November 3, 2023

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slapped with a yarmulke

An unattractive person.

On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"

Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.

by IvyCruz January 4, 2024

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Shepparton

A holiday resort for severe drug addicts, psychopaths, mental patients and some that should more than obviously be deemed unfit for society. Ferals literally ride stolen bikes around the mall, yelling obscenities at stores or workers, or trying to sell you something they've stolen, and they all seem to have beef with everybody over something that hasn't even happened. Half the houses in shepp are storage for drugs and guns.

If you plan for a day shopping, be prepared to be abused/threatened LOUDLY by the ol mate that calls EVERYONE a "f'n dog", hassled for money or smokes, have your credit card stolen and definitely do not go out at night as you're even more likely to get assaulted for the hell of it or held up with a knife.

Entertainment to many are things like burnouts, sitting in public abusing anyone that passes by, cracking store windows, chilling in alleys or side streets (more so at night) and if you have some money, the pokies or eating at one of the restaurants.

"I was just hassled for money, called a c--t dog who said he has a beef with me, attacked for no reason, had my credit card stolen, and heard gunshots"
"Average day in Shepparton"

by someunknowndude January 30, 2024

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