slappin the butter

to choke the chicken, masterbate or just slappin around some butter.

some people like to google themselves but i prefer slappin the butter.

by captain slosh April 17, 2009

slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

by Localbuzz December 26, 2014

yellow slipper

Where a man receives a handjob with the peel of a banana.

Man, susie just gave me the best yellow slipper. It was kinky!

by JimmyDubroc December 3, 2010

slapper

slapper word of irish gaelic in origin(slaipéar) pronounceed SLAh PAir. whose original meaning was a desciptive term of o piece of clothing that hangs loosely on someone. Don't belive me consult an irish dictionary

that horrible hoe is a propper slapper

by Éamonn February 4, 2004

glass slipper

the act of cumming in a girls shoe and putting in back on her.

i am gonna give her a glass slipper

by nkjjhgfdd October 1, 2010

Bitch slapped

the act of an ALPHA MALE, hitting a bitch (otherwise another male, far beneath him in the pecking order) in a BACKHANDED fashion, so hard, that he leaves a permanent welt (handprint) on his face, knocking him clear across the room, rendering him unconscious. When the bitch comes to, suffering from AMNESIA, he doesn't even remember his own name.

Called a "bitch slap" because it originated from the once acceptable act of a male chauvinist pig (otherwise known as a gentleman) putting your woman in her place in crime of passion, but much more appropriately used to refer to possibly brainless losers of the male persuasion who get delusions of grandeur, talking shit about someone who will NOT hesitate to put them in their place.

Motolamark tweeted i_am_motorious was a scammer, and got Bitch slapped with a libel lawsuit that bankrupted him and left the next 7 generations of his descendants in I indentured servitude. He definitely fucked with the wrong n-gger. Clearly, doesn't quite get when not to cross that line.

by motorious August 10, 2014

face like a slapped arse

the scottish term for when somebody is blushing

Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?

by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021