Simon

A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.

Joe: Hey, Simon fucked my girlfriend last night
Bob: me too!

by DoobleShit July 31, 2021

Simone Biles

A disgraced American gymnast who cited a mental affliction called the 'twisties' to explain her withdrawal from several Tokyo 2020 Gymnastics events, including all-around and team all-around. This decision was met with negative reactions over all, while certain cells of society applauded the move.

Simone Biles withdrew from nearly every Olympic Event at Japan 2020 due to a condition called the 'twisties'.

by stok3d August 2, 2021

Simon

In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement

Person 1: oh Simon tweeted
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: Simples1976

by Simples1976 August 6, 2021

Simone

To throw away the pride of wearing American red-white-blue at the last minute because she could not handle the pressure and would not get praises for her mental health; her self interest over the collective pride of representing the whole country

We'll win or lose as a team. Don't Simone!

by coachofmurica August 7, 2021

Simona Morganti

una ragazza che puzza di piedi con un gatto bianco

X: “Ciao la senti anche ti questa puzza?”
Io: “Si, è Simona Morganti”

by desynotpog August 8, 2021

Simon

An individual with the highest level of intelligence. This person is an extremely successful person with a big heart and strong soul. You'd be lucky to have any affiliation with anyone who goes by the name Simon. This also applies to Simone, and Simeon.

That kid Simon is one of the smartest people I have ever met.

by Anonymous7887 August 15, 2021

Simón

Simon is a person with a good personality he is strong and will be committed to what he does. but dont worry he still has a good sense of humor and will be chill .mostly. But one thing to always remember around a Simón (pronounced Simone) don’t call them Simon .

Person1: ohh should I go annoy simón

Person2:well if you do you won’t like the ending
Person1:well then I will just tell him a joke

Person2:sounds good

by Simonotheboss2010 August 25, 2021