She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me

When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.

-So, how did it go last night?

-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".

by ChrisJohny May 20, 2021

If she ain’t vipin’, we ain’t pipin’

If a woman isn’t wearing viper sunglasses, then we don’t have sex with her.

Man, does she have vipers on?
Nah, she doesn’t. Remember- if she ain’t vipin’, we ain’t pipin’

by GoopWoopthegenus May 26, 2021

she sneezed

when you're fingering a girl and she sneezes causing your fingers to break

Joe "Yo g what happened to you're fingers."
Dave "She sneezed dude."

by CeeKay! November 22, 2021

why does she want to know my height

She might be wondering what you ‘D’ size is and wants to find out, but is too shy to asks.

Her-“Hey Cameron, how tall are you?”

Him-“Oh Im 5’9”
Her-“Nice”
Him in mind-(Why does she want to know my height?)

by Rose_12 October 4, 2021

nobodys perfect he/she

this shim is a very annoying person, shim loves to dance around like a stupid idiot, im sure nobody likes this he/she! she or he is a weirdo!

OH MY GAWSH that thing must be the nobodys perfect he/she!

by you-tube watcher January 18, 2009

that's what she said

something you say when someone says something that a woman would say during sex.
it wont work if they are actually talking about sex.

"Just stick it in there, that's what she said"

by kirbythefootballplaya January 6, 2013

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

by QuacksO July 27, 2019