secret identity

when ur a super hero, or an evil villain and u must pretend u are part of the real world for some odd reason.. i dunno maybe so we as people can relate to part of the story line. and it's exciting to watch them almost get figured out.

i personally don't understand the reason for secret identities besides making a story exciting. in reality if this person was a super hero, why would he/she have to pretend for a while he/she was a regular person?

by deenie July 4, 2004

Secret Gay Boyfriend

The flip-side of a fag-hag.

The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.

Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."

by john in boston August 1, 2005

carbonated vaginal secretion

A carbonated drink known as Dr. Pepper.

"Dude, this tastes like carbonated vaginal secretion."
"I know, isn't Dr. Pepper great!"

by Jazzyj October 4, 2007

Mall-Security

one leet motha f*cka

Mall-Security owns!

by Mall-Security October 1, 2003

secret noodle shack

where a fat chinese person called Henry Chen goes before music every day

"where's Henry?"
"At his secret noodle shack"

by SPACE NINJA!!! October 7, 2009

secretary booth

What old men from Mexico call the desk a secretary sits behind.

Honey, what's the name of that girl that sits in Dr. Valdez' secretary booth?

by pimp juice from family feud March 26, 2010

secret sausage

when you turn the lights off to have sex but you have your buddy put their sausage in her.

hey man I wanna give my girl that secret sausage tonight.

by Korianthunder March 22, 2016