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Santa

This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho
Girl:I think I saw Santa looking at me in the shower last night

Girl 2:santa is such a fat ass bitch
by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018
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Santa

A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.
by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021
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Secret Santa

When you play in your class and you tell everyone else but the person u got
If I got Josh for Secret santa I tell everyone else who I got except him
by LoliMadeThisNow December 12, 2017
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Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!
ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty
by Gabilit October 24, 2018
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Santa

a fat guy with bunda who is a pedo and gives presents to little kids. he doesn't exist.
6 year old: Hey Joe, what will you do for christmas?
Joe: Im asking Santa for a toy car!
by dick-tionarygrapher February 4, 2021
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santa plug

A colorful, jolly gingerbread flavored anal-plug
Oh no! its the second time I got my Santa plug lodged inside of my large intestine. Merry Christmas! And a happy new hole!
by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016
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Santa

The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.
I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—
by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018
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