happy santa

When you or your partner inserts talcum powder into the anus so stimulate orgasm.

Happy santa always makes my anus so full.

by peepeegeegee July 28, 2021

Santa

your parents

MY MOM IS SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by yeetboi0009 August 5, 2021

Santa’s Dick

A shot of rumplemintz

I was down in Siesta Key and it was so hot I needed to order a shot of Santa’s Dick to cool off.

by conje June 5, 2021

Santa

Another, more fucked up, personality of Satan

"What did you ask Santa for this year Timmy?"
"I asked for dad to come back"

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

Santa Fe Sun Roof

When you take a massive, steaming poop in someone's open sun roof.

"Did you hear? Becky broke up with John, so he gave her a Santa Fe Sun Roof!"

by JavianLost June 10, 2021

Waiting for Santa to come

When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on

"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"

by Waiting for Santa to come June 19, 2021

Santa Clause Eyes

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.

Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.

by Dano Luvoe June 30, 2021