retard sandwich

A hamburger with spit and mucus from several schoolkids between the top bun and the meat patty, that is then given to an obese retard who happily eats it.

Give Stephanie the retard sandwich, she is too retarded to beware and too fat to care.

by malachite2 January 24, 2005

Love Sandwich

sitting between two people that you like at the same time causing you to be stuck in a love sandwich.

Person 1: I saw this dude last night who was in a love sandwich with these two chicks.

by The Goose, the Duck and Swan January 16, 2010

Shit Sandwich

Symbolic of the human condition in a market-driven capitalist society.

Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.

by roadcoder May 12, 2008

furburger sandwich

cutting your girlfriends pubes off, shitting on them then putting it in a hamburger bun, then making her eat it while you ram her in the ass

i made a furburger sandwich then made my wife eat it.

by poop on a doop December 23, 2009

Lip Sandwich

When 2 women give a man oral sex at the same time, while the womens lips are touching over the mans penis as he move it in and out, or as the 2 woman move there head up and down the shaft.

I got a lip sandwich from Becky & Tina last night!!

by Steve Dempsey December 24, 2008

onion sandwich

where you masturbate in the high school bathroom, while sitting on a broomstick. At the same time, a short stocky friend with huge calves masturbates into your mouth. the vice principal walks in and you cum and shit onto a pregnancy test. later on you do sexual things with cookie.

why isn't josh in school today? he was too busy making an onion sandwich.

by Rhyda Broomstik September 23, 2009

Mushroom Sandwich

A Mushroom Sandwich is when you poop on a person, then sit in it.

Paris Hilton loves getting Mushroom Sandwiches.

Jake loves getting Mushroom Sandwiches from Conlan.

by i love phoenixville March 14, 2009