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Love Sandwich

sitting between two people that you like at the same time causing you to be stuck in a love sandwich.
Person 1: I saw this dude last night who was in a love sandwich with these two chicks.
by The Goose, the Duck and Swan January 16, 2010
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Shit Sandwich

Symbolic of the human condition in a market-driven capitalist society.
Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.
by roadcoder May 12, 2008
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furburger sandwich

cutting your girlfriends pubes off, shitting on them then putting it in a hamburger bun, then making her eat it while you ram her in the ass
i made a furburger sandwich then made my wife eat it.
by poop on a doop December 23, 2009
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onion sandwich

where you masturbate in the high school bathroom, while sitting on a broomstick. At the same time, a short stocky friend with huge calves masturbates into your mouth. the vice principal walks in and you cum and shit onto a pregnancy test. later on you do sexual things with cookie.
why isn't josh in school today? he was too busy making an onion sandwich.
by Rhyda Broomstik September 23, 2009
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Lip Sandwich

When 2 women give a man oral sex at the same time, while the womens lips are touching over the mans penis as he move it in and out, or as the 2 woman move there head up and down the shaft.
I got a lip sandwich from Becky & Tina last night!!
by Steve Dempsey December 24, 2008
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Mushroom Sandwich

A Mushroom Sandwich is when you poop on a person, then sit in it.
Paris Hilton loves getting Mushroom Sandwiches.

Jake loves getting Mushroom Sandwiches from Conlan.
by i love phoenixville March 14, 2009
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lonely sandwich

The act of cutting the zipper off of a plastic sandwich bag, squirting lubricant into it, placing the plastic bag into the microwave for 4-6 seconds, placing the bag between the cushions of a couch, and proceeding to then fuck the couch silly. Usually done by lonely virgins.
Guy 1: Dude, I lonely sandwiched like three times last night.

Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.
by otacon33 July 13, 2010
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