sartard

combines "sarcasm" and "retard" into a single word to describe someone who's incompetent with sarcasm.

I was talking to this fugly chick in psychology the other day, and she wasn't understanding my sarcasm. I think she is a sartard.

by MFJ,B April 6, 2010

Shart

The combination between a shit, and a fart

*toot*

Dave: Dude, what the hell was that?
Gorge: I think that may have been a shart

by FluffyMan20 May 9, 2016

saarth

horny mf.

I want to masturbate i feel like a saarth

by sexarth November 23, 2021

jacob sartourius

A fuckboy that is a big star for his sexy music and cringe worthy musically account

You are such a Jacob Sartourius

by Prinxess_savage December 10, 2016

Great White Shart

When you fart in your pants and a piece of white hard petrified shit squeezes out and gets stuck to your ass hairs for months.

I hadn't shit for weeks, then finally I was laughing so hard I did a Great White Shart.

While performing the Spongebob Donkey Punch on my boyfriend, I munched on a Great White Shart. Mmmm CRUNCHY!

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

Snarties

When you crush up Smarties into a fine powder, ready for snorting.

"Hey bro, I ran out of powder. What do I do?"
"Got some Smarties on ya?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Let's make some Snarties!"

by XioClone October 20, 2009

shart attack

That tingling sensation you get in your legs as a consequence of sitting on the toilet for too long, similar to tingling one might get in their arms as a warning of an incoming heart attack.

"Man, that was an unpleasant bathroom experience. I'm totally having a shart attack."

by JohnnyQuest August 7, 2012