Smurfed

The chemical and shit splash back onto you in porta potty

Aww man I just got smurfed in the porta potty.

by Atxterrible1 August 31, 2022

Smurf an Turf

Coined by Skweezy Jibbs, described as a snack consisting of a blue razzz 4loko and a savage size slim jim

Skweezy Jibbs: “THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNAKC A SMURF AN TURF WHICH IS A BLUE RAZZ 4LOCO AN A SAVAGE SIZE SLIM JIM”

by penisgaming47 September 6, 2022

Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.

I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.

by 3Blackdogs September 16, 2022

SMURF

Short Merry Unsettling Ratty Fuck

“Thanks for helping me pull! Has anyone told you you’re a SMURF?”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”

by Sexybaby669 November 1, 2022

SMURF

A popular acronym used as an insult among youths that stands for "Small Merry Unsettling Ratty Fuck". A sibling to the commonly used "DUFF", SMURF is a little more insulting and up to date with the current slang. SMURFs are usually men who help their friends pull by giving advice to their bitches of interest, while having no bitches of their own.

Girl 1: "What were you doing talking to that guy, do y'all have a thing??"
Girl 2: "Omg no wtf he's just my SMURF!"

by Sexybaby669 November 3, 2022

Smuficate

Extra Suffocation
To be suffocated alot

Sahara dont smuficate me

by Yazbek November 20, 2022

Smurfalicious

Definition 1 - Edible or consumable, especially by Smurfs such as a favorite food of the Smurfs like Smurfberries, Sarsaparilla, Smurfberry Pie, etc.

Definition 2 - The taste or flavor of a Smurf.

Definition 3 - Can be used by Smurfs as a substitute for great. Favorable or desirable outcome in a Smurfy way. (Can also be used sarcastically)

E1 - "Gee, Greedy, that Smurfberry Pie was smurfalicious!"
E2 - Gargamel said the substitute was almost smurfalicious but could not quite recreate the flavor of a Smurf accurately.
E3 - Well, that's just smurfalicious! (Sarcastic) You're smurfalicious at painting! (Genuine)

by Narrator Smurf November 26, 2022