slowface

Looking like you have the down syndrome or other form of retardedness. This does not mean you are retarded, you just look like it. Slowfaced features include lack of defintion in face, open mouth for long periods of time, and vacant stares for extended periods of time.

"So Bro look at Charlie, he is totally slowfaced." "Yeah Bro he totally looks like he has the down syndrome."

by The Bros October 11, 2004

Slowstang

Any mustang with less than 8 cylinders.

My moms minivan can outrun that six cylinder slowstang!

by Spin-doktor October 21, 2008

Slowjob

A slowjob is an extremely slow blow job where it can take up to an hour to cum.

The shortened word for slowjob is slowie.

Hey girl, give me a slowjob, because I am way to horny for a blowjob.

by RUAIRIWILLIAMS July 10, 2017

texting slowly

He's really slow at texting. He/she is taking a really long time to type a sentence. Annoying.

Ok I will pick you up at 7? Is that fine?
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Person:okay

Texting slowly

by Ruabeavercuzdam April 20, 2014

slowed and reverb

Slowed and reverb is basically just slowed songs. The hit different.

i love slowed and reverb

by Tsm WARDELL January 19, 2021

Slowding

When you're on the internet, watching a video, looking at pictures, etc, and it's loading extremely slow. So slow, that you usually exit and try something else, or you have so much free time loading, that you find yourself doing something *shudder* productive.

Frank: Hey, are you watching that sweet video of the guy with the really low voice singing?
Louie: Yeah, but it's just slowding. I've already managed to write half a novel and learn how to play rugby.
Frank: Oh, too bad.

by Isac Bandit March 7, 2009

racial slowdown

A malady affecting black people that causes them to walk very slowly.Those that suffer from racial slowdown the most are those who must walk near or behind people who have racial slowdown. Those with the aforementioned condition are well known to block doorways and small corridors while walking slowly and speaking loudly. Curiously enough, the affects of racial slowdown on blacks does not transfer to running, in fact, the exact opposite occurs during this exercise. There is no known cure for racial slowdown but the best thing to do is to generally avoid those suffering from the condition.

Marvin suffers greatly from racial slowdown, and very sadly, the condition causes him to block corridors so no one can get through.

by B. Q. November 7, 2006