two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child

Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!

by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

Arnas Russia

A russian White boy who likes to take 10 shots of vodka every day. He is stupid and dumb because he fuck horses.
He has a small penis but he says he has a big one, but we all know that is a lie.
RUSSIA. He is a bastard and he is gay AF. Go kill ur self

lithaunia dude Wannabe Russian
ARnas russia

by 666Punk666 September 11, 2018

Devil raisin

A pellet of rabbit feces secretly placed amongst an offering of dried grapes as a prank. May be one or many added into the mix.

Bobby was supposed to bring trail mix for the trip, but he filled the bag with devil raisins.

by Guiy Fartinghouse December 29, 2018

golden raisin

A sexual act involving atleast one ginger and a woman. The redhead slams his or hers smaller testicle into the womans lady parts, free of choice. Often performed to the tunes of Riverdance.
Golden refers to the goldshining pubes of redheads.

- Howya man, was hookin' up with me mot last night eh, gave that fine thing the golden raisin, got me dick banjaxed.
- Stop acting the maggot Bob, you're not even a ginger, boyo.

by Magister_Magford March 14, 2019

sour raisin

A person whom on a daily basis acts like a cranky old man/ woman. This definition oly referrs to those who have a maily gloomy mindset that loner people have and there never lacing set of complaints never ceases. Qualifying these people as the sour raisins of our society.

"Oliver, stop complaining about evrything! What are you, a raisin?
- Why would I be? I don't even like raisins!
Why, do you like yourself?
- No?
Then you are a sour raisin for sure!"

by LordassHair October 11, 2019

stealing raisins

The act of not wearing a brazier in public

I was down at the 7-11 and there was an old woman in there stealing raisins.

by Bluegrass Bandit October 22, 2019

Gray Raisin

Someone's ass hole

Instead of eating ass lets start calling it munching the "gray raisin"

by ChubbyBunny985 November 11, 2019